Funny Tweets

I am on twitter (@samswindler) and I recently started to follow this account called "America's Favorite", which I saw Erika Conn retweet something from the account and thought it was hilarious. Basically the account is also one or two line jokes and some of the tweets are hilarious. Most of the tweets are sarcasm tweets in which some of the things I want to say sometimes. Here are a few of the tweets...

"That moment when your siting in the movies getting ready to watch an awesome film when all of a sudden a human giraffe sits in front of you."

"I got 99 chores and I ain't did one - Lay Z"

"'Hey, what's up?' 'Gas prices' 'You know what I mean, like...What's cracking?' 'Nutshells' 'Really? Fine... What's poppin?' 'Corn''

"I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning."

"If I have 10 chocolate cakes & someone asks me for 1, how many chocolate cakes do I have left? That's right 10."

"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."

"STUDENT + DYING = STUDYING"

Funny stuff indeed!